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I walked in on my little cousin one Easter and caught him yelling at his Easter basket. "Aaaahhhhhhhh"..."Aaaahhhhhhhh" I asked him "what are you DOING?!?"
He said he's just giving a 'shout out' to his peeps.
Ok, that wasn't actually MY joke, I stole it from a comedian's stand up last Friday.
Anyway, the start of spring is here and I for one am glad for it. We are going to be doing some traveling starting in a few weeks and this spring/summer should prove to be fun. In a couple of weeks Mike and I are going to the Hill Country YO Ranch on a 'ride'.
This means Mike and I will be joining a group of hard core Harley tough guys (and their cute wives) on a ride thru the Hill Country...following in the convertible of course, which is about as big as a Fat Boy Harley anyway. A nice ride thru hill country, partying all night and hanging out with a bunch of friends. I'm very excited!
Memorial Day will be the next trip. After being asked several times and never being able to make it, we are finally going to Lake Travis. I have never been. I've lived in Texas almost all my life and have never been to Lake Travis. There are going to be themes for each day...awesome! I'm working on my 'costumes' now. Gotta find a good seamstress to jazz up some things.
Since the new additions, swimsuits haven't really been fitting right so I have to replace all of them. It's only my second summer with them, and I didn't do much sun bathing last year, so the bathing suit collection has suffered pitifully.
So in talking to two of the beauties going to Lake Travis, they both were talking about 'OMG, I'm so jiggly' or 'I need to hit the gym hard'....I almost threw up. These two have the tightest little bodies of any chicks I know, the third lady going out with us is also a tight body, but I didn't even want to talk to her in fear of losing my lunch.
*random inner thought* Wait...that may help in my method to get super skinny really fast. Nah, I don't like upchucking. I could never have an eating disorder. I love food, so the Olsen Twin diet is out....and I don't like throwing up. Maybe I'll do it the Hollywood way. Eat all I want, just don't swallow.
So anyway, these two have nothing jiggly, and I'm not fat by any means...yet I was the one getting the cellulite treatment on my legs yesterday. It was like a rapid fire hammer that broke things up. Yes, I'm working out and seeing a difference little by little...but it can't hurt to try something out right? So LFC and NVW, be nice when you see me in a swimsuit...or I'll make you walk the plank on Lake Travis. Arrr Matey!
Next trip is North Carolina for Mike's family reunion with his Yankee side of the family. I've already been warned that they drink a lot. I should fit riiiight in. We are staying in a big fat 3 story beach house that sleeps like a hundred people. Actually more like 20, but still pretty damn big. I'll be in a swimsuit the whole time while Mike is trying to break his neck on a surf board because he hasn't figured out that he's 31 years old and so is his body. He can't play softball without getting hurt.
Which reminds me...with the upcoming trips involving swimsuits, I need to get him back in the gym...fast!
He said he's just giving a 'shout out' to his peeps.
Ok, that wasn't actually MY joke, I stole it from a comedian's stand up last Friday.
Anyway, the start of spring is here and I for one am glad for it. We are going to be doing some traveling starting in a few weeks and this spring/summer should prove to be fun. In a couple of weeks Mike and I are going to the Hill Country YO Ranch on a 'ride'.
This means Mike and I will be joining a group of hard core Harley tough guys (and their cute wives) on a ride thru the Hill Country...following in the convertible of course, which is about as big as a Fat Boy Harley anyway. A nice ride thru hill country, partying all night and hanging out with a bunch of friends. I'm very excited!
Memorial Day will be the next trip. After being asked several times and never being able to make it, we are finally going to Lake Travis. I have never been. I've lived in Texas almost all my life and have never been to Lake Travis. There are going to be themes for each day...awesome! I'm working on my 'costumes' now. Gotta find a good seamstress to jazz up some things.
Since the new additions, swimsuits haven't really been fitting right so I have to replace all of them. It's only my second summer with them, and I didn't do much sun bathing last year, so the bathing suit collection has suffered pitifully.
So in talking to two of the beauties going to Lake Travis, they both were talking about 'OMG, I'm so jiggly' or 'I need to hit the gym hard'....I almost threw up. These two have the tightest little bodies of any chicks I know, the third lady going out with us is also a tight body, but I didn't even want to talk to her in fear of losing my lunch.
*random inner thought* Wait...that may help in my method to get super skinny really fast. Nah, I don't like upchucking. I could never have an eating disorder. I love food, so the Olsen Twin diet is out....and I don't like throwing up. Maybe I'll do it the Hollywood way. Eat all I want, just don't swallow.
So anyway, these two have nothing jiggly, and I'm not fat by any means...yet I was the one getting the cellulite treatment on my legs yesterday. It was like a rapid fire hammer that broke things up. Yes, I'm working out and seeing a difference little by little...but it can't hurt to try something out right? So LFC and NVW, be nice when you see me in a swimsuit...or I'll make you walk the plank on Lake Travis. Arrr Matey!
Next trip is North Carolina for Mike's family reunion with his Yankee side of the family. I've already been warned that they drink a lot. I should fit riiiight in. We are staying in a big fat 3 story beach house that sleeps like a hundred people. Actually more like 20, but still pretty damn big. I'll be in a swimsuit the whole time while Mike is trying to break his neck on a surf board because he hasn't figured out that he's 31 years old and so is his body. He can't play softball without getting hurt.
Which reminds me...with the upcoming trips involving swimsuits, I need to get him back in the gym...fast!
Labels: Hill Country, Memorial Day, North Carolina, Peeps
posted by Spicy Vixen @ 9:24 AM
1 Comments:
At 2:06 PM,
Bryan Peters said…
Wahooooo! I can't wait for Lake Travis!
I've been working out like crazy trying to bulk up to Bojan and M's size - which I don't think I have the time (or genetics) to do. Either way, the best diet/excercise motivation is knowing I'll be almost nekkid surrounded by a bunch of hotties.
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