This is for the birds!
I think there is a bird living in my office.
I have been finding evidence of feathers randomly stuck in nooks and crannies in my office. It's odd. There are no bird droppings, no eggs. Just feathers.
I know what you are thinking. "It's probably the cleaning people Vixen, come on. you're not a REAL blonde...get with it."
If you saw the amount of paper dust and overall fine particles all over my glass desktop, you'd agree that there are no signs of cleaning anyhwere in this room. I have had a Cheetoh laying on the floor for about 3 weeks and paper punch dots under my chair as an experiment to see if they really clean the offices. That Cheetoh is still there and the paper dots have migrated to the bookshelf. There is no evidence of cleaning or of anyone attempting to dust of clean this office.
Therefore, there is a bird living in my office.
I have been finding evidence of feathers randomly stuck in nooks and crannies in my office. It's odd. There are no bird droppings, no eggs. Just feathers.
I know what you are thinking. "It's probably the cleaning people Vixen, come on. you're not a REAL blonde...get with it."
If you saw the amount of paper dust and overall fine particles all over my glass desktop, you'd agree that there are no signs of cleaning anyhwere in this room. I have had a Cheetoh laying on the floor for about 3 weeks and paper punch dots under my chair as an experiment to see if they really clean the offices. That Cheetoh is still there and the paper dots have migrated to the bookshelf. There is no evidence of cleaning or of anyone attempting to dust of clean this office.
Therefore, there is a bird living in my office.

1 Comments:
At 4:17 AM,
Thomas said…
Hey Vixen. How goes it?
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