There wouldn't be a population problem if we didn't push popularity so much
I bought my new monster LCD television for my bedroom this weekend and on the way home, my roommate and I had a the following conversation:
Amber: I wonder what I'm going to wear tonight?
Nick: Well, clothes would be good.
Amber: (sigh) I know...this isn't South Beach after all.
Nick: (laughing) Amber, we have to be able to get into the place.
Amber: Trust me, we'd still get in.
Nick: (silence)
He hasn't figured out when I'm kidding and when I'm serious.
Another conversation, same day:
A guy walks into a bar...stands next to his girlfriend...who is VERY surprised to see him there. Girlfriend turns around to a cute guy in the group and says "He's not my boyfriend"
You know who you are :-)
This is why I keep a diary. I can't make this stuff up!! Well, i could...but that would be a waste of social experiments. And we all know, I'm a big fan of conducting my own social experiments.
Amber: I wonder what I'm going to wear tonight?
Nick: Well, clothes would be good.
Amber: (sigh) I know...this isn't South Beach after all.
Nick: (laughing) Amber, we have to be able to get into the place.
Amber: Trust me, we'd still get in.
Nick: (silence)
He hasn't figured out when I'm kidding and when I'm serious.
Another conversation, same day:
A guy walks into a bar...stands next to his girlfriend...who is VERY surprised to see him there. Girlfriend turns around to a cute guy in the group and says "He's not my boyfriend"
You know who you are :-)
This is why I keep a diary. I can't make this stuff up!! Well, i could...but that would be a waste of social experiments. And we all know, I'm a big fan of conducting my own social experiments.
posted by Spicy Vixen @ 2:53 PM
6 Comments:
At 10:03 AM,
Unknown said…
Boys should not show up to bars on a Saturday night unannounced!
Yeah, it's nice to see them but many girls do not like surprises like that - it's freaky. See, a girl doesn't know if the boy was so keen to see her that he couldn't wait a few hours or if was were spying on her. See, spooky.
And no, he's *not* her boyfriend. When he is perfectly on time for at least 10 consecutive dates he might graduate to boyfriend status, meanwhile she is open to all options and he's just her date. Yep, I know who she is and she is not going to be sidelined or play second best to his other activities - she did that for years and it didn't work out so well.
At 2:20 AM,
Thomas said…
Hey, where have you been?
At 2:53 AM,
Thomas said…
Yeah, we miss seeing you here, Vixen.
At 4:17 AM,
Thomas said…
Wow, stopping by to look at my old picture. How have you been, Spicy Vixen?
At 3:20 PM,
Uncle Kerry said…
Four years later, and out of all the stupidity I put up with from Green Card chasers, this was the one bit of confusion that always bothered me and never could convince people to the contrary. I was the guy who showed up, having gotten confused by what was an invite or not. I'd appreciate the humor for your blog if it weren't for the abuse that followed. FO, and thank you so much.
At 10:09 AM,
Spicy Vixen said…
So Kerry, this was written 4 years ago. Everyone had forgotten you...and this small blip of an event in our lives. You must have some huge hangups to go searching for this 4 year old entry deep in the recesses of a blog that I haven't posted to in quite some time. So why don't YOU "FO", get off my blog and move the hell on. Everyone else did.
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