As if parenthood isn't scary enough....

LFC and Fefa offspring in the future...I couldn't resist...

Random acts of evil

Just a quick blog to state the obvious.





Died of an overdose. Who the hell saw THAT coming?

On a lighter note, Jessica Simpson was hurt yesterday when her boyfriend John Mayer gave her a Thesarus as a gift. Sources overheard her saying that after all this time together, he should know she doesn't like dinosaurs.

Continue on with your day. Nothing to see here.

This is for the birds!

I think there is a bird living in my office.

I have been finding evidence of feathers randomly stuck in nooks and crannies in my office. It's odd. There are no bird droppings, no eggs. Just feathers.

I know what you are thinking. "It's probably the cleaning people Vixen, come on. you're not a REAL blonde...get with it."

If you saw the amount of paper dust and overall fine particles all over my glass desktop, you'd agree that there are no signs of cleaning anyhwere in this room. I have had a Cheetoh laying on the floor for about 3 weeks and paper punch dots under my chair as an experiment to see if they really clean the offices. That Cheetoh is still there and the paper dots have migrated to the bookshelf. There is no evidence of cleaning or of anyone attempting to dust of clean this office.

Therefore, there is a bird living in my office.