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Bloggers everywhere have taken a vacation over the holidays. Chevy got a new computer and "forgot" she had a blog. Her hubby Urban Dude gave us a photo to keep us satisfied until his next tech blog. And Feefaa....no idea. Last I heard she was blogging about public toilets and pregnancy.

So I got Michael an Xbox 360 for Christmas. I haven't seen him all week...and if I do, it's not without that stupid headset on and the wireless controller glued to his hands. Walking in front of him naked while he's playing his game has actually worked so far...but he's still low man on the gamer hierarchy, he can afford to push pause for now. I got the lame games for me...Sonic the Hedgehog and Family Guy. I don't do fighting war games. I suck at it and it just doesn't do it for me. So my next game will be building Barbie's virual dream house. It's gonna be AWESOME and totally pink!

I'm PMSing again...so last night I found myself literally with a dirty martini in one hand and a box of Godiva chocolates I got on sale at the mall last night. When Godiva has a sale...you don't walk away.

NYE is coming soon. We are having a street party with a bunch of our neighbors. My New Years resolution will be not to drink any more. But I won't be drinking any less either. HA! Gotcha!

Favorite Holiday Characters

My favorite Christmas time characters and who they would be if they were in the real world:

Frosty the Snowman- this guy is a mobster. He's jolly, cold and has ice running through his veins. Has a freezer fetish. Likes his ladies "on ice"

Kirby from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer ("Hi, my name is Kiiirbeeee and I want to be a denstist.") - He would be the sweet little thang wearing Daisy Dukes on the corner of Grant and Pacific in Montrose. The blonde wavy hair, red lips and small hips just scream "Fruity".

Rudolph with his red nose has a bit of a nose candy problem in the real world. He just THINKS it glows on a foggy night. In the real world..it's just the hallucinations from his high. Uh, that's not *real* snow on your nose is it dude?

Santa would be that cool grandpa that everyone loves. You always know you're going to get something good when he visits. And in the real world, there is no 'list'...he gives you stuff anyway just for being you.

Ms. Claus is a jealous b!tch. She keeps Santa couped up all year long all to herself except for one day a year. That's the only time he's allowed out. No wonder he like to spend so much time with the elves. Especially when she jumps on her menstrual cycle and runs his ass over with it.

The Grinch. This is that mean relative that never dies. You notice that? The grumpier they are, the longer they live. He's the guy who pops your red balloon and blames it on your dad. And he doesn't flush the toilet all the way.

The mailman from Santa Claus is Coming to Town. He's the first guy bit by a dog on Christmas day...because you let the dog out of the yard on purpose. He's way too chipper and dances with the squirrels too much.