When in Rome...

Oh my. We watched The Bachelor:Rome last night. Thank goodness we Tivo'ed it. That's entertainment that will keep on giving. We have made up nicknames for most of these girls, because it's just too hard to keep up with their names. Here's my personal recap:


The first impression chick. We'll call her Tree Hugger. She's cute.


This one I call Lips. She was constantly doing that "I'm drunk but I'm going to pooch out my lips to make me feel sexy." snarl. It looked more like she found something that smelled really interesting on her top lip. Yeah, that's sexy...you go girl.


Meet Bugs. In all her interviews, she bugs her eyes out. You could see her entire pupils and iris surrounded by the white part of her eyes. Put em back in girl, I don't want to have to catch those things if they pop out.


Oh geez, where did they find this train wreck, River Oaks? I could go on about this lady I call 'Saccharin' but there is only so much time in a day. I call her Saccharin because she is the fake imitation version of Paris Hilton...and not nearly as appealing. It was obvious her mother was expecting them to knock on the door. How many women wear a semi formal dress and jewels in the middle of the day? This girl is going to provide me with a lot of ammunition. "I flew coach for you" and constantly flipping her hair (extensions) was really funny. THIS is how Houstonians are represented. Funny thing is, I've NEVER seen her in the hot spots of Houston. Sorry honey, the KC crew does not recognize you, move to the end of the line...you can't get in. She doesn't have issues, she has subscriptions. Oh, and she's a little pudgy. Had to throw that in there.


Ah, Bubbles. She reminds me of the one chick from Flavor of Love. Doesn't she know that guys dig women with long hair? Not many guys go for the 'spunky' look.


These are all the same chick. I'm sure of it.
I'll call them the Three Fates.


This is Bella. She's Italian, sexy, has an awesome accent and she threw a kink into everything. Plus her language barrier is just soooo cute. The reaction of the other women made me laugh, so I give her props. She's one of my favorites.


This Canadian beauty is Beyonce. She kinda looks black, but not. It’ll be nice to see a little flavor up in the castle. The prince will defintely 'check up on it'.


This is Skipper Barbie. She’s cute, charming, sweet and my pick to win it. Unless she ends up being the crazy chick next week. Then I’ll review my choices.


This one slipped past the goalie. She was a bit invisible and a surprise to me. I'll call her the Flash.

At the end of the day, this Roman prince (or whatever he is) has his hands full. I never really watched the Bachelor, but when he had to make his choice and was faced with all the headshots…I couldn’t resist. I yelled out “FLAAAAAVOR FLAAAAAAV!”



Disclaimer: All photos are from ABC.com's website...not my own personal stash of headshots of random women.